America superstar Eminem once boarded a train headed for Droitwich…. and soon wished he hadn’t.

On departing the train the Detroit rapper was bundled into a Reliant Robin, a sack was placed over his head and he was threatened with execution.

The tale is recounted in a song by Worcestershire singer-songwriter Vinny Peculiar. ”On the Lickey Incline, due south… to the deepest, darkest heart of rural Worcestershire,” he sings.

The song is called Detroitwich and to find out how the sorry saga ends you need to look it up on YouTube.

Warning: Contains a swear word.

Disclaimer: The story might be a figment of the songwriter’s imagination.